Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Jingle Bell, Batman Smells

Riva said to Mom: "I hate to tell you this, but I sang Jingle Bells today at school. Some of the girls were singing and I joined in."

"That's ok," Mom said "There are bells everywhere. It's not just for Christmas."

Of all month, I hate December. I believe in giving gifts, being nice, and everything 11 months of the year. December is the month I just lie low. The only reason I celebrate Hanukah is for the kids so they don't grow up seeing all the X-mas stuff like Las Vegas and get suck in the vortex.

Here's a classic I love:

Jingle Bell Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg
the Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker ran away
Hey!

http://www.icqgreetings.com/xmas/batman.htm

-Eric

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