Judah said he noticed that boy's bathroom have one stand up potty and one toliet to go poop where girl's bathroom has many toliets to go poop.
Riva told him that's because boys can stand up and have a penis that they can bend. She also told him one time she saw Dad all the way back against the wall pee-ing a long way into the stand-up potty.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Death means vanishing in thin air
I was talking to Judah and mid way told him that he'll grow up and go to high school.
"Then what's next?" he repeatedly asked to which I kept giving him an answer until I pooped out:
Then you go to college.
Then what's next?
Then you get married.
Then what's next?
Then you have kids.
Then what's next?
Then you play with them and tell them to brush their teeth.
Then what's next?
I don't know.
Riva chimed in "Then you die".
"How do you die?" Judah asked.
"You get really sick and then vanished in thin air" Riva replied.
"Then what's next?" he repeatedly asked to which I kept giving him an answer until I pooped out:
Then you go to college.
Then what's next?
Then you get married.
Then what's next?
Then you have kids.
Then what's next?
Then you play with them and tell them to brush their teeth.
Then what's next?
I don't know.
Riva chimed in "Then you die".
"How do you die?" Judah asked.
"You get really sick and then vanished in thin air" Riva replied.
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